Whisker Muffin
when a guy is going down on a girl and her long p-b-s tickle his nose and causes him to sneeze, and gets snot all over her female genitalia, creating an icing on her m-ffin.
charles: d-mn, i was eating this chick out the other night and she tickled me with her p-b-s and i snotted all over her whisker m-ffin.
boomer: gross!
verb. to brush your facial hair over female genitalia in a sweeping (whisking) motion. generally performed by fully bearded men with hanging or robust whiskers, but can be accomplished by any dangling facial hair. play on words “whisk-her-m-ffins.”
noun 1. can be used as a descriptive noun of the verb form. the act of brushing one’s whiskers against p-ssy in a whisking, sweeping manners. should be a pleasurable, albeit strange act.
noun 2. a very energetic indoor cat with the mind of a genius. insists on being addressed as “mister” despite being a cat with few notable accomplishments.
1. yo, i had a full beard going and whiskerm-ffin’d theresa last night. it was great, but she got a bit chafed.
2. ah theresa? she won’t put out at all unless you give her some whiskerm-ffins. she’s addicted to beardfaces up on that sn-tch.
3. i was late yesterday and mr. whiskerm-ffins got p-ssed and scratched the h-ll out of my face. i’m gonna have to grow a beard to cover the scars. at least i’ll be able to whiskerm-ffin theresa again. she won’t smooch me unless she gets a whiskerm-ffin here and there.
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