Whisker pussying
the act of pleasuring a woman with the tip(s) of your mustache.
jim: dude i’ve never been that drunk before!
jake: do you even remember what happened?
jim: h-ll no bro, i totally killed 3 6’ers in a shotgun battle.
jake: all you could talk about was the monster whisker p-ssying you preformed on a female individual..
jim: what the f-ck is whisker p-ssying?!
jake: ask your sister..
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