whiskey

1. the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes;

2. christmas cheer;

3. the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning;

4. the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows;
i drink whiskey because i am an american.
5 more definitions
(1)a drink that often burns when consumed by itself, but goes good mixed with various sodas (see: pepsi, c-ke, 7-up) and sometimes even water. straight shots are smoother if chilled, and some whiskeys such as seagram’s seven can be consumed straight by even those with the weakest stomachs.

(2)a drink which makes old men’s i.q.s increase exponentially after every shot, eventually leading to a bar full of omniscient men who can’t even begin to consider that for once they might just be wrong.

(3)something good to come out of canada.
beer gives me headaches, so this was my only alternative.

i can afford to drink crown royal!

sh-t…someone run to town and get another case of pepsi.
the life giving substance that has intoxicated many a man. (better than eve and that god d-mn apple)
one more half gallon of that cheap -ss canadian mist and ill be ready for music-fest!
part of the military phonetic alphabet. as one might expect, whiskey = w.
whiskey tango foxtrot
an alcoholic beverage made from ingredients similar to beer, but intended for grown ups. suitable for use as an aftershave, by men who consider that perfumed stuff too girly.
john finished shaving with his straight razor, and used whiskey to sterilize his skin. as a result, he got laid four times that day, and won the bull riding contest.
the best f-cking drink in the world. not too mention the manliest. mixed with weed, it can cause one to become f-cking crunk. puts hair on your chest.
i’m on whiskey right now and it’s just f-cking great.