whiskey monocle
a device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.
bar guy 1: “wow, i’d need serious beer goggles for her!”
bar guy 2: “nah, if i put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye… she is totally doable.”
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