whiskey pig


one stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. she drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. she has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing p–p at each other, while she wh-r-s it up at the local watering hole. a lot of her kids are r-t-rded from fetal alcohol syndrome. she has a rear end the size of new hampshire.
“if i had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, i would chose death.”

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