Whisky Dick

1. a d-ck that’s been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer -j-c-l-t- during s-x.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky d-ck is invoking the fact that both whisky it’s self and whisky d-ck are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky d-ck through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whisky d-ck cannot -j-c-l-t- during s-x they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce prec-m more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whisky d-ck
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never c-ms in me.

2. girl, don’t even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

“note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk d-ck.”
1. a d-ck that’s been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer -j-c-l-t- during s-x.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskyd-ck is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it’s self, and whiskyd-ck are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskyd-ck through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskyd-ck cannot -j-c-l-t- during s-x they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce prec-m more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskyd-ck

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never c-ms in me.

2. girl, don’t even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

“note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk d-ck.”
a man’s inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system
my boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky d-ck. i had to satisfy myself!
a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption
i think he had whisky d-ck, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend’s apartment after getting back from the bar.
noun: what a guy gets if he has had to much to drink or too much “nose candy.”
“when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck–he had whisky d-ck.”
1. the name of a shot composed of very bad rail whiskey and a dash of tobacco, tasting comparable to a hamburger doused in lighter fluid. invented in madison, wisconsin, it is rumored to be an antidote for definition #2.

2. flaccidity of the p-n-s caused by consuming too much alcohol.
as josh and nikko ordered a round of whisky d-cks, sarah smiled, knowing she would be the only one of the trio getting any p-ssy tonight.

longer than normal erection and climax time due to alcohol in a man’s system.
i was trying to c-m and get this overwith, but i had whisky d-ck.