Whispy

of or pertaining to old man hair.
batch: apparently there was a giant card for wilfrid laurier’s birthday at school… and someone wrote “don’t worry, wilf, i’ll hold your hair back.”

danelle: ahahahaha, that’s amazing!

batch: that’s what i thought.

danelle: his whispy little white hairs, aw.
to feel or act like one is in a dreamlike state.
tara, felling whispy as she awoke, stumbled getting out of bed.
the state of being weak and needing to eat some protein to bulk up and be a man.
jared you are looking pretty whispy
young adult male who resembles a racc–n both physically and mentally. physical features are easily identified by trademarks such as;
– the tipped, faux-hawk hairstyle, which resembles the markings on the fur of a racc–n.
– crooked teeth and a p-b-scent moustache also make up the whisp’s general appearance.
– inspirational tattoos eg, ‘dare to dream’ written in chinese.
– polo t-shirt with coat of arms/graffitti style designs, the collar of above mentioned polo must have collar turned upwards deflects snide remarks about the upcoming court hearing.
– whispy’s generally indulge in past-times such as lying, knocking up sl-ts, petty theft, drug cultivation, drug use and sale of, vandalism, car theft, arson and break and enter.found in and aroung the geelong region they are rapidly growing in number due to the introduction of the baby bonus.
me “where’s my knife, whispy?”
whispy “dunno, f-ck off!”

police officer “and at currently where do you reside?”
whispy “grovedale motel”

whispy “skitzmix 13’s nutz”
chad “can you burn it for us?”
whispy “nuh!”
chad “carn whisp!”
lesbian action at parties
when two chicks get maggot and make out with each other one should yell “oh my g-d! iss a whispy!”