white boy problems
white boy problems are not real problems except for certain mostly middle cl-ss white men who are suburban home owners. while rare in non-whites, all realtors, regardless of race seem to have them, and it has been noted to occur in virtually all suburban men in des moines, iowa, regardless of race. these problems center around yard care, having the exact right gl-ss for any c-cktail, and having the right home electronics. it isn’t clear if white boy problems are a consequence of s-xual dysfunction, or are a psychological compensation for not getting laid enough.
ted, “is randy coming”
fred, “no, he had a bunch of white boy problems stack up and is skipping the tailgating, and probably the game too.”
ted, “no way”
fred, “he has a full day, a seminar at williams sonoma on proper beer mug frosting, his favorite author is autographing his latest yard care book at barnes and n-ble, and the sharper image is releasing a new manually operated nose hair trimmer. randy thinks it will cut down his carbon footprint.”
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