White Boy Shimmy


a move by caucasian males wherein there shall be absolutely no movement of the hips or correct rhythm. usually involves bouncing up and down and snapping the fingers to the offbeat. if performed while dancing with a woman, the male in question might as well be standing on her shoes there is that much lack of personal sp-ce. partner dancing usually involves panting and/or groping.
that guy only knows one dance move, the white boy shimmy.

yeah sarah and travis did the white boy shimmy for a while last night. she gave up after he stepped on her so many times.

d-mn that’s a fine white boy shimmy you got there.

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