White breakfast


the act of masturbating so that you -j-c-l-t- on your own face.
oh wow, i can’t believe that pete just gave himself a white breakfast…

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    drama that is completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things. drama that n-body cares about. example 1 girl 1: my dad died last night… guy: oh my god i’m so sorry! girl 2: well i missed the bus this morning!!! guy: … -shakes head- white girl drama example 2 girl: my hair looks soooooo […]

  • white spotted bambi

    while engaging in v-g-n-l or oral s-x with a woman, before -j-c-l-t-ng remove your p-n-s and proceed to -j-c-l-t- on her face. then shoot her mom. guy 1: dude, i totally gave christy a white spotted bambi last night. guy 2: man, you should really leave the country.

  • Whitometer

    n. a device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a “gangsta” or black person. you cracka- you’re a 10/10 on the whitometer, f-ckin redneck.

  • Who Dis Be Like?

    a common salutation, used when answering one’s telephone or other communicatory device. popularized by “baby”, a.k.a. birdman or beatrice, in the 2000 film “baller blockin’.” (cell phone rings) birdman: who dis be like? ho’: dat n-gg-, he be round the way. birdman:(to his accompanying entourage) c’mon! whoadie, we can get dis clown!

  • wiggida

    codeword for weed when your parents are around. “weez abouts to smiggida some wiggida with sciggida priggida esta noche.” translation – “let us smoke some marijuana with the good man scott price tonight.”


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