“white girl” can’t even
the most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something…that is generally not actually a huge crisis.
“i just spilled my coffee all over my desk again…i seriously “white girl” can’t even right now. i may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today…”
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