White Girl Drama
drama that is completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things. drama that n-body cares about.
example 1
girl 1: my dad died last night…
guy: oh my god i’m so sorry!
girl 2: well i missed the bus this morning!!!
guy: … -shakes head- white girl drama
example 2
girl: my hair looks soooooo baddddd!!!
guy: -shakes head- white girl drama
example 3
guy 1: …my dad took my phone away
guy 2: dude…don’t complain to me about your white girl drama…
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- white spotted bambi
while engaging in v-g-n-l or oral s-x with a woman, before -j-c-l-t-ng remove your p-n-s and proceed to -j-c-l-t- on her face. then shoot her mom. guy 1: dude, i totally gave christy a white spotted bambi last night. guy 2: man, you should really leave the country.
- Whitometer
n. a device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a “gangsta” or black person. you cracka- you’re a 10/10 on the whitometer, f-ckin redneck.
- Who Dis Be Like?
a common salutation, used when answering one’s telephone or other communicatory device. popularized by “baby”, a.k.a. birdman or beatrice, in the 2000 film “baller blockin’.” (cell phone rings) birdman: who dis be like? ho’: dat n-gg-, he be round the way. birdman:(to his accompanying entourage) c’mon! whoadie, we can get dis clown!
- wiggida
codeword for weed when your parents are around. “weez abouts to smiggida some wiggida with sciggida priggida esta noche.” translation – “let us smoke some marijuana with the good man scott price tonight.”
- wigitry
the state of wig-out-ness which can be achieved through general nerdyness and insanit hey man, bo burnham is so ridiculous in practicing his wigitry