white knuckled growler
an unfortunately large dump. just to p-ss the brown babe you animaliscally growl and must grab on to the counter/handicapped rails/ your consciousness so tight and the pain causes your knuckles turn white. that rhymes.
“hey cindy, did you pick up a date last night? why are you walking so funny?”
“joke’s on you julie. i just took a white knuckled growler in your bathroom”
in unison : “roommates for life”
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