White Man Shuffle


unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office christmas parties.
anthony: sh-t, i didn’t know ian could dance!?!

nigel: that ain’t dancing’. he’s doin’ the white man shuffle.

anthony: what a c-nt.

white man boogie

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