White Man’s Handcuffs


the dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
for white man’s handcuffs see any wedding, bar mitzvah or confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

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