white men cant jump theory
the bullsh-t theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. mostly used by “gangstas” in the “hood”. coined by eminem in his book the way i am.
white boy: yo lemme play ball wit’ you guys
black boy: h-ll no n-gg-, crackas’ cant play ball
white boy: f-ck you, that’s white men cant jump theory.
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