White Mexican

a rich person of mexican descent, but with a whiter skin color and therefore more likely to get away with alcohol and drug-related activities, as well as cross-border smuggling.

frequently found at local taco shops created as covers for their drug operations or buying expensive liquor and strobe lights to create the ultimate snapchat story.
border patrol officer 1: “why didn’t you search that car?”

officer 2: “oh, he’s just a white mexican…”
all these definitions are ignorant. a white mexican is a mexican citizen of predominantly european descent. there are white people all over the americas and not just in the usa.
white mexican – santiago creel, vicente fox, guillermo del toro, etc.
a white mexican is a mexican of predominantly european descent. most of their ancestors arrived during the colonial period but a further hundreds of thousands have since then immigrated. the largest european contributor in mexico are the spanish, followed by the french and then german/italians/greeks/russians/polish etc. it is estimated by some sources that 20% of mexico’s population is white.
guy; are you italian?
girl; no, im mexican!
guy; wow, really?
girl; yes!
guy; i though you were white!
girl; i am, i am a white mexican!!!
spanish decent,plain race, no heavy characteristics. generally brown eyes brown hair milk white complexions to light a thin brown. non-oriental eys,head hieght twice as long as head width, or also called a full head, unlike asian whose head hieght is 1.5 to 2 of head width, caucasian is at least head head 2 time larger than head width symmetrical. blonde are also white even though originally unmix have yellow skin, blue eye, yellow hair, may also have freckles, but anyone other race that has these feature doesn’t make you a blonde person, so blondes are called white for simplicity sake as well, this is the white race
white mexican include and european decent if caucasian has oriental eyes they are not really seen as white. if your parents are ” brown” or your sibling, chances are your not considered white, have may even consider a white mexican as different ethnicity as you.
a light skinned mexican with yellow or pink undertones and dominant european features. might have one semi mixed parent, but the other parent is a pure white mexican, criollo or spanish. a white mexican is also known as a castizo mexican, who resembles a pure white european, and might have very little, hidden indian mix. white mexicans are lighter than mestizos and have long narrow heads, smaller facial features and have sharp noses. white mexicans might have lighter eyes, but not always.

white mexican women can usually get away with light colored hair, because it compliments their european features.

most mexican nationals prefer white mexicans because there is a underlying racist att-tude towards dark mestizo and indian people within the mexican nation.
mexican girl: my cousin dyed her hair a really light brown/blonde
mexican girl #2: but it looks good, you can’t tell its not her real color
mexican girl: yeah, she is a white mexican, and looks like a european anyway.
a similar drink to a white russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only horchata is subst-tuted for the cream.
“hey bartender, pour me a white mexican”.
an mexican born person of mexican decendants who looks or is easily mistaken for american or of european decent because of physical appearance.
dorio has our fathers dark hair and tall frame as well as mothers pale skin and blue eyes, a white mexican.
a alias for our leader don hock while his is on espionage missions in the enemy territory of aloysius. he is our leader, and he is the living reincarnation of our god, juan.
facist: where is don hock?
pow/rape victim: um… he’s definatly not white mexican…
facist: um… o.k.
pow/rape victim: …dumb-ss….
facist: that will be 1000 but-f-cks!
pow/ rape victim: nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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