White Mocha
middle eastern male whos ‘morning’ (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. they often (but not always) a order white mocha.
cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
customer: excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
barista: i’m sorry the ‘white mochas’ have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
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white chocolate mocha. a coffee drink so mainstream metahipsters won’t drink it and hipster coffee houses won’t even carry the “white chocolate” ingredient to make it.
normie guy: “lemme get a medium white chocolate mocha”
hipster coffee house guy: “uh no, we don’t do white mochas and medium isn’t a size”
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