White Ninja
a s-xual ambush technique in which a man lays on his back in wait for an unsuspecting woman, all ready to -j-c-l-t-. when the woman comes into striking distance the man rises from the ground quickly and chucks his custard in one insertion. while the woman is stunned, the man takes his leave.
woman: honey, i’m home!
man: buyaaaa!!!!!!
woman: what was that? i thought i felt something…
(1 month later)
doctor: you’re pregnant, it must have been the white ninja.
the act of disappearing home from a night out without saying goodbye, usually at a nightclub.
i got back from the bar and my best mate was gone, he must have done a white ninja.
a series of comics that are full of satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues. these comics can be enjoyed by all, even the stupid.
ninjas can kill anything
quite possibly one of the greatest web comics ever! cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.
if you don’t like white ninja, then what the h-ll is wrong with you!?
comics about a whiteninja.
its only the funniest web comic in the whole history of the internet everyone should go read it immediatly and laugh for ever www.whiteninjacomics.com
white ninja and the spiders that got him at last
the name of anyone who plays the game of custard chucking.
“eww, you sick b-st-rd”
“white ninja, b-tch!”
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