White-Out Shortage
when a guy goes and has s-x with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having s-x.
as a result of jerking off 5 times a day, simon went through a temporary white-out shortage when he had s-x with his girl friend.
as a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. he later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.
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