White People Music
when a black person listens to music made by a white person. when another black person finds out, it is considered “white people music”.
bonqueshia: girl, what chu listening to (rolls her neck)
moesha: that new justin bieber, girl (smacks her lips)
bonqueshia: thats dem white people music rite there
music for white people, by white people. generally two categories, heavy metal scremo (popular in nordic countries and among white angsty males, usually drug users) and folk. “folk” or indie fold is the quintessential white people music with m-ss appeal across the white populations. generally mumford and sons is the popular folk band. key being all the songs sound the same. red hot chili peppers share the same lack of creativity.
some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. also any sh-tty obscure bands are game. bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius’, the house loaded with chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.
tyrone: aww nig! turn the white people music sh-t off.
dillon: no tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.
d-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.
james: hey dillon! turn on some at the drive in
tooweloo: awww nig!
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