White South African


any white person born and raised in south africa.

white south africans like to live the good life, they’re a calm, and welcoming ethnic minority. however, they tend to get very violent if provoked. i myself, have never seen such carnage before i went to south africa.

a white south african can be your best friend, but if you cross them, they can be as cruel as if a group of colombian and russian scientists genetically engineered him/her.

be wary of afrikaans women especially, they tend to be crazy, all they want to do is serve you food and get pregnant.

afrikaans men, they tend to be the racist ones of the ethnic minority. so approach those guys with caution.

all other white south africans except the afrikaans, are sane, and awesome people – if you stay on their good side.

i saw a guy get beaten to sh-t by this one dude in south africa, something to do with a girl. i also saw this other guy get shot in the head for looking at this other dude wrong…
guy 1: “dude that guy is a bad motherf-cker”

guy 2: “you see that dude get curb-stomped?! that guy who did it must have been a”

girl: “white south african?”

guy 1 & 2: “yeah”

Read Also:

  • breh

    breh short for brehtherine whats up breh ? from the jamaican word bretheren (means brother, whereas sistheren, is sister) wheres ur breh’s now? a word that we use in the place of “bro”, “n-gg-“, “dog”, or in place of there name. “whatupp brehhh!” “sh-t greasy breh, whatup” “datwadupp brehh” a casual term used by urban […]

  • Tallapoosa Slapstick

    when you bang a chick with a fake leg (doggie style), you put a hockey puck in her mouth, rip off her fake leg, and proceed to hit her in the back of the head with it right as you “finish”. “i’m gonna tallapoosa slapstick the sh-t outa that crippled chick!”

  • BREEZY ACRES

    after vigorously pumping your ol’ lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your b-tt cheeks and suctioned within. after the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. this condition is called a “pof,” or post–rg-smic fart. after riding roughshod […]

  • Breezy Bitch

    1. a female that engages in s-xual intercourse so much that she becomes loose. 2. a female that gets around only one group of friends. she probably has something cause shes a breezy b-tch

  • dictionary.com

    the suburban dictionary golly gee mr. wilson, i need to go look that up on dictionary.com. for sure! a sane version of definithing.com all nerds go to dictionary.com a site that is the same as this, without moron comments in place for definitions junk stuff cr-p a site to go to if you’re looking up […]


Disclaimer: White South African definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.