White trash cooking
preparing alternative, disgustingly fattening meals to pizza and mcdonald’s, when your money is low from having been eating out all the time.
this process involves using idiotic words and phrases – in combination with: a rolling pin, a mallet, a strainer, cheese, a microwave, salt, pepper, and sauce.
white trash cooking example:
“what ma wayf did was:
1)cullied it on the counter.
2)mashed it into a trepiditious paste.
3)fermented it into a milky sauce.
4)popped it into the microwave and then melted cheese on it until it was nice and gooey.
then we sprinkled salt and pepper on top of it. after supper, we went out to dairy queen.”
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