Whitefish
a dank little town in the northern hills of montana. often considered synonymous with millionaires and sn-bs, though this is a misconception. the true residents are down-to-earth chill stoners who do what they can to buy a ski p-ss next season. they love nature and are bred with a hateful p-ssion towards the local police department.
guy 1- i am going over to whitefish to ski and get baked with james.
guy 2- the -sshole?
guy 1- no dude. that’s a common mistake that people often make. he, like most of the other residents, is super st–zy and chron.
guy 2- oh sweet. i might come join you guys!
a discarded condom floating in a river or lake. often referred to by the body of water in which they are found, i.e. lake michigan whitefish.
the mit crew team rowed past a school of charles river whitefish.
white fish is a play on the phrase “wife-ish”. (say them both really fast) when you are in a committed relationship with a girl, engaged to her, living together, raising a family together, etc. she is pretty much your wife in every way except there is no legal paperwork.
white fish sounds better than wife —ish because the ish makes it seem like there is a lack of commitment.
they have lived together for 20 years, have two kids, and three grand babies, but just have not taken to time go to the courthouse. she is his white fish.
the soldier got deployed before they could make it down the isle. guys in his battalion see his pictures and ask who the hottie is, he says “that’s my white fish”.
used tampons or pads floating in a usually clogged toilet
d-mn toilet is clogged by white fish again!
a fresh pair of sneakers that you keep flossin. preferably a new pair of white sneakers, but can also apply to any new pair of kicks.
ray j: `hey pimp, where you get them white fish at?’ jackson: ‘ah fool i just b-mp out a footlocker with these thangs.’ ray j: ‘d-mn janky, i gotsta roll myself in a footlocker then.’
whitefish is a small town in northern ontario where there is nothing except for farms & stoners
all of those whitefish kids smoke pot
1 an attractive flirty female that you would want to have relations with, but is completely off limits. i.e. due to being slightly underage, related by marriage, s-xual orientation, your best friends recent ex, your boss, etc.
sara’s younger sister is so hot, to bad she’s a whitefish till she turns 18 next month.
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