Whiteheadist
a guy who has done everything s-xually and enjoys big b–bs and a trailer park -ss. this person doesn’t care how expensive things are when he goes on rampages breaking things. he likes a purple football team because he is gay like barney. enjoys throwing up on others peoples “carpets”, being tucked into bed by a guy and then waking up naked the next day. being good at basketball and ping pong he is good with b-lls of all sizes. also enjoys sitting in his car that gets sh-tty gas mileage when his friend is in the “clinic” for an hour and a half.
you know your a whiteheadist when you have videos of you being high on itunes right above your own homemade p-rn.
you also know your a whiteheadist when you can only grow a goatee.
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