Whiteland

small town in central indiana chock-full of middle-aged republicans and pious “christians” who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and sn-bby b-tterface blondes that think ed hardy is the epitome of coolness.
whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
enjoy.
“why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off ed hardy tell me that she was ‘very christian’ the other day, when i just watched her have t-t s-x with mike last night?”

“well what do you expect? she’s from whiteland.”
the town consists of a few gas stations, a cvs, an eyesore of an old abandoned grocery store and the high school. most people living in whiteland are, you guessed it, white and are afraid of any sort of cultural change or differention from the old redneck ways of which they grew up.

the high school consists of bratty attention wh-r-s, wanna be thugs, annoying scene kids, and of course the preppy crowds who live in their own little world.

unfortunately, whiteland is home to one of the highest pregnancy rates in the johnson county area. its quite ironic really, considering there’s a planned parenthood right down the road.

most whiteland teenagers end up driving mustangs, cameros, or grand prix’s just for the sake of driving a “sports” car. too bad n-body has the heart to tell any one of the owners that a cheap car paired with shiney rims does not make it cool. and if they’re not driving a guido style sedan, they’re driving a big ol pick ’em up truck.
jenny: omg (fill in the blank) is preggo???
megan: yeah didnt you know that?
jenny: no i didnt! well, she is from whiteland. did she use birth control or anything?
megan: what’s that?