whitestrip


when a man c-ms into someone’s night time mouth guard and they wear it all night. the resulting residue on said persons teeth is a white strip.
yo. what prank did you pull on linda?

she p-ssed out super early so i jerked it into her mouth guard and she woke up with a white strip.

sick, bro.
1. a dilute amount of bleach on a clear band-aid, which remove color from one’s teeth making it appear as if the enamel is white and shiny, as to distract others from the user’s greater insecurities.

2. the single greatest invention for bulimics.
sentence: the model maintained sparkling white teeth by using a whitestrip after throwing up each meal.

question: why don’t the british, at least, use whitestrips?

Read Also:

  • deetner

    its when u want to say p-n-s but u cant my teacher is a deetner

  • trump dictionary

    the website/app formerly known as urban dictionary. now saturated and overflowing with donald trump references that are neither relevant nor funny. guy: “hey man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?” man: “yea guy, trump dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references i can use in daily conversation!”

  • minute leech

    a person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong the minute leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.

  • pink butt

    a slang term for you’re everyday basic white person. man look at that pink b-tt eating all that mayo.

  • papa solich

    there aren’t any definitions for papa solich yet. can you define it?


Disclaimer: whitestrip definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.