whitewashing
the s-xual act when man, woman or other performs c-nn-l-ng-s on two female lovers. the two receiving females lay cheesebox to cheesebox, and the giving partic-p-nt wedges their face into the dangerzone. the giver motions their tongue over both va jay jays, as if their tongue were a paint brush that were being used to whitewash a fence.
kevin smith occasion likes to visit his local convent to arrange a private whitewashing with nuns.
when a lactating woman sticks her nipple into a man’s -sshole and squirts her milk into it.
sally, who just had a baby, likes whitewashing her husband bill.
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