Whitman-Hanson
an amazing school district with an award winning high school. many amazing people live(d) there.
you: do you know where the drummer from journey grew up?
me: yeahh, went to whitman-hanson. many cool people live there!
the worst two towns in the state of m-ssachusetts. though the high school is brand-new…the teachers can’t even teach. don’t move there…if you live there…move away. there is nothing to do in hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. -gags- everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. trust me…i used to live there, but i escaped. these towns suck big-time.
person 1: look at that homeless person…
person 2: hey…i went to school with that guy.
person 1: where did you go to school?
person 2: whitman-hanson…that’s why he’s a homeless drug addict. poor guy never had a chance…
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