whitmore lake


a sh-thole found between ann arbor and pinckney. population 67.5 and everyone is related to everyone. rumors spread quicker than the std’s.
boy- i can’t believe you live in whitmore lake!
girl- i know… i already have the herps.
a small town that most people haven’t heard of. revolves around s-x, drugs, and alcohol. the lake houses can be fairly nice with decent people in them, but the rest of the place is pretty sh-tty
person1; “where do you live?”
person2; “whitmore lake”
person1; “ah, where’s that?”

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