Whittaker
that ancient family of mad geniuses known for their m-ssive heads and brainpower. excessive geekiness is also not unknown.
darn, that whittaker beat me again.
a standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be cl-ssed as whittaker
that bread is whittaker standard.
a measure of drunkenness. defined by the geekshow podcast. this definition was developed after geekshow panelist jay whittaker discovered the joy of lime-a-ritas.
after drinking a couple of angry b-lls she knew she was at half whittaker. she didn’t want to go full whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
whittaker, the wise capuchin monkey, is the most trusted counselor to the peripatetic viscount; or any small scale creature who dispenses advise. whittaker rides the right shoulder of the viscount, and communicates by taps and strokes to the temple.
whittaker bounds to the shoulder of sabi, the elephant descended from hannibal’s herd, delivering messages from the viscount. he returns to the right shoulder of the viscount to deliver dire warnings for the viceroys.
a very white and effeminate person resembling bread. someone who thinks life is not a coincidence. asks people to explain things that are obvious.
someone explain to whittaker the 2nd definition.
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