Whittaker’s Disguise
also known as a “courtesy flush” when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
when one feels the -n-l sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush b-tton thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.
glen- “oi why do you have to be so f-ckin loud in that stall?”
mitch- “what the h-ll do you want me to do about it?”
glen- “a whittaker’s disguise wouldn’t hurt!”
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