Whittaker’s table
pos: noun
this is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. so they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. works very nicely and can accommodate a big mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
“earlier today i used whittaker’s table technique to hold my entire lunch. it saved me the trouble of finding a table! plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!”
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