who pissed in your coffee
when someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. therefore their coffee must have been p-ssed in to start their day off so badly.
joe: “hi jack! wonderful day isn’t it?”
jack: “ah f-ck yourself you f-cking f-ck!”
joe: “well who p-ssed in your coffee this morning -sshole!”
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