who shit in your oreos
it was a cold snowy november morning…a friend picked me up from my estate. we grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. while playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their mac book and looked up. what they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. after the paramedics arrived and pr-nounced him dead on the scene. we all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. a few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. the barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. with much despair…the words rang from my mouth “who sh-t in your oreos.”
me: cheer up
friend: go type your poetry and i hope your flannel rips.
me: well “who sh-t in your oreos”
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