whoopeecankered


adj. anything or anyone that is crooked, leaning, off-center, unbalanced,twisted, torn up, f-cked up, drunk, stoned, or broken up very badly.

this is a very “country” word and is rarely heard outside of georgia -until now.
i drove that truck right off the road and into a ditch. that sumb-tch is way too whoopecankered to fix and is going straight to the front yard with the rest of my broken cars.

i went drinking at cowboy’s last night and got all whoopeecankered on too much crown and c-ke.

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