whoppertunities
a lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at burger king.
“oh no! not whoppertunities! they are painful!”
the opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled whopper or whopper junior from burger king.
you’re hungry? well we p-ssed a bk 6 blocks ago, but there’s no way i’m going all the way back there. sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.
an opportunity to be that which you are-love
a friend said to me once – i envy the whoppertunities you’re about to have. she insisted she’d said ‘opportunities’ but i heard whoppertunities.
today’s world holds infinite whoppertunities.
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