Whopping Johnny


a crazy, veiny, thick, long, throbbing, out of control erection. the g-dzilla of all b-n-rs. saying “code whopping johnny” can also be a discreet way of teleing someone you have a b-n-r, so others don’t hear.
guy1: hey dude, come with me to go sharpen my pencil
guy2: no way i’m standing up right now, i have the biggest whopping johnny.

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