Whore Magnet

noun; a person who has s-x with many people that may seem like a wh-r-, but really all of the wh-r-s gravitate to that person because of something they may have. (charm, looks, possessions, etc…)
matt: “if i can recall correctly, patrick is such a man wh-r-.”

marshall: “no! you’ve got it all wrong. he can’t control the fact that all the girls that he comes in contact with try to take advantage of him some way or another. he’s a wh-r- magnet!”

matt: “oh man… i wish i was a wh-r- magnet!”

marshall: “me too… but we can’t all be as lucky as him”
this is the definition of a very elderly wealthy man who is very close to death and is an easy target for a “money sl-t” or any other female who is only concerned with his finances. these old fellows are not embarresed by the obvious fact that their new partner is a wh-r- and is wishing him dead so she can get his money. he is infact just happy to have some s-xual contact in his twilight years.
maria: it’s a shame albert is getting used by that little tramp tracey, she is 29 and he is 80, do you think he knows that she is only interested in his money?
sally: of course he does!! but when he is sucking her t-ts like a new born baby, i doubt he really cares. good luck to him, he will be dead soon so let him enjoy what he has left!
maria: yeah, you are right, but that old “wh-r- magnet” should have a little more respect for his wife. she told me she can’t sleep at night with all the screaming coming from tracey and albert.
sally: maybe she should move into the room next door?