whore-masting
short for: “the mastering of wh-r-s.”
a typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: minnesota and wisonsin), born in the 20’s, 30′, or 40’s.
used to describe the act of buying sl-ts drinks with the intention of engaging in s-xual relations with them on weekend nights.
grandpa: when i was your age, me & george went wh-r–masting every night.
grandson: what’s “wh-r–masting”?
grandpa: the mastering of wh-r-s!
grandson: okay.
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