whore muffin


a nasty -ss fugly sk-nk who doesn’t have a life, spends hours on mysp-ce, and thinks she is hott sh-t and that everyone wants to hook up with her, but in reality she is gross, fat, pale, and has ugly hair. commenly known for throwing herself at boys that either don’t want her or are “best friends” boyfriends.
brittany is a wh-r- m-ffin for trying to get with katie’s boyfriend and then trying to hook up with kristen’s ex boyfriend who she still likes.
f-cking f-g
a prost-tute or sl-t that enjoys feeding her master pastries while humping.
that ho is such a wh-r-m-ffin.

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