Whoredemption
when a notoriously promiscuous girl decides she is done sleeping around and decides to try to reconcile the evil she has done. this is usually done by adopting religion at a near-fanatic level. sadly, the girls are stupid enough to think that “g-d” can fill the void left in them. they then claim to be “born-again virgins”. wh-r-demptions usually have a low success rate, for the subjects are pr-ne to relapsing instantaneously at any moment. also, they don’t fool anyone, once a wh-r-, always a wh-r-.
a- “man, you remember back when brittany used to bring a different guy back to her room each night? now she’s all church-y, what is up with that?”
b- “oh you didn’t hear? she ‘found g-d’ and ‘he cleansed her’ now claims to be a saint that does no evil.”
a- “yeah? she went and got wh-r-deemed?”
b- “a dictionary definition of the term. total wh-r-demption.
a- “sh-t dude, you think he got rid of her herpes too?”
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