whoreknob

wh-r-kn-b, (hawr-n-b, hohr-), derived from doorkn-b, (n.):

1. a slang term for a bun and any other updo that creates a roughly spherical kn-b-like shape. used pejoratively; generally by those who disapprove of updos.

2. a given nickname for anyone sporting such a hairstyle. also used pejoratively.
1. “get rid of that wh-r-kn-b and leave your hair down!”

guy: “see that chick over there?”
other guy: “who, the blonde?”
guy: “no no no, the one with that giant wh-r-kn-b.”

2. guy: “hey, wh-r-kn-b!”
girl: “stop it!”
guy: “no.”
an overused phallic device of questionable hygiene.

any doorkn-b at any gas station restroom outside of waco.
don’t try to borrow any socks from sally. she keeps a well-worn wh-r-kn-b in her top drawer.

d-mn, she turned that stick shift into a wh-r-kn-b!

listen to your mother and use a tissue when you have to touch that wh-r-kn-b.
1.a particularly sl-tty man/woman who engages in s-xual activites on a consistant basis with numerous, random partners

2.constantly open to the public for s-xual endeavors

3.total horn-dog

4.fun thing to call your friends
“can you believe that mich-lle got with sam last night, and then got with colin like an hour later!?!”

“yes, because mich-lle is such a wh-r–kn-b.”