whorgonzola
this is a thing that an unclean girl gets that hasn’t douched out the man cheese in a while. it gets left in there long enough that it develops a terrible smell and has probably started turning blue with mould.
“hey man, did you go down on that chick last night?”
“nah mate, i was gonna but the i found that she had the whorgonzola”
“oh… do you still have her number? i have a heap of jatz i need to use up”
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