whoroscope
a prediction of how many d-cks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign
hey, jenny, did you see your whoroscope? better stock up on birth control!
a prediction of someone’s -sstrologically influenced future with respect to getting some action from a dirty sloot.
cdog and d-tox checked their respective whoroscopes before hitting the town that night… another late night poutine at esd was written in the stars.
an astrological prediction for a wh-r- of there future
and/or pimp
my whoroscope told me today whats to make some money.
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