whorphin
a wh-r- without her sugar daddy
careful with your wallets, there’s a whorphin lurking around the bar and she needs someone to buy her drinks
a female who blames and/or justifies her promiscuity on the fact that she didn’t have a father-figure in her life as a child. typically women raised by single mothers that partake in wh-r–ish activities fall under this category.
that whorphin chick is the easiest piece of -ss in town.
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