Whorts


wh-r- + shorts = whorts. usually these shorts enter this world as regular shorty shorts. but once a wh-r- gets her hands (and scissors) on them they are transformed into whorts. whorts are not to be confused with “daisy “pukes”.
collin: nice. bekki is wearing her “whorts” today.
monica: whorts??
collin: shorts so short they look like a collar!
a plant that looks like a dirty object
that cactus is a whort
shorts so short the ends of the legs (the pant cuffs) rest on the inner lips of the v-g-n-, or in the case of the gay male they cup the b-lls. wh-r-s wear them, hence the term ‘wh-r- shorts’ or ‘whorts.’
my wh-r- grandmother went out and bought her some whorts then solicited ‘johns’ on the street corner for two hours.
a type of shorts usually worn by women, in which the cuffs of the shorts are so short, that the pockets stick out of them.
i walked by three girls and you could easily tell that they were sl-ts, because they were all wear whorts.

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