who’s that pokemon
“who’s that pokemon” is a confusing s-xual strategy wherein the initiator yells his own name instead of the name of the unfortunate woman who has been duped into this situation much in the way a common pikachu or bulbasaur can only utter variations of its own name.
pro: less likely to call girl by wrong name, when alternated with grunting it fills long silences, you’ve just gotten out of any false commitments you made because she will never talk to you again
con: have to remember what name you told her
“i pulled a “who’s that pokemon” on a bar girl last night. totally forgot i gave her a fake name and she thought i was calling her frank.”
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