Whup-ass Dynamics
the theory of whup–ss dynamics:
opening a can of whup–ss tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . if continued, whup -ss will result in m-ss death and destruction. whup -ss also acts as an event horizon of whup -ss.
it will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup -ss. once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in sp-ce, but also like a heavy m-ss neutron star.) hostilities will become more frequent. as “critical whup–ss” is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
the effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. at this point the more people that fall into the “said” can of whup–ss will exponentially add to it’s radius of influence.
today in the school of hard knocks i learned about whup–ss dynamics. it’s the theory of how and why whup–ss occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
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