why are you telling me this
what one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. the person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told
girl: omg i went to a panic at the disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
guy: why are you telling me this?
girl: i have a huge crush on your friend!
guy who likes girl: why are you telling me this?
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